Trick-or-Letdown

*Sigh


I'm really disappointed by the number of trick or treaters that stopped by today. I bought a shit tone of candy, carved a pumpkin, and froze my ass off decorating the porch in my Elf costume. God damn little kids! There's suppose to be way more of them. And of the six that stopped by the house, four of them were older kids that were lame. Two of them were even too cool to say "trick-or-treat!" Jerks.