FIRE!!!

Oh my god! What is that loud ass beeping sound that is making my ears bleed!?! What's that? I can't hear you over the fire alarm. You say someone burnt chicken nuggets? You say they freaked out and pulled the fire alarm at 5:00 in the morning? What an idiot! Seriously, why the hell would anyone pull the fire alarm because they burnt chicken nuggets?!

For those of you who don't know about it, someone pulled the fire alarm in Gay hall tower two at 5:00 in the morning on Saturday. We had to go outside and freeze our asses off while the fire department showed up only to find burnt chicken nuggets. What the hell! Who pulls the fire alarm because they burnt their chicken nuggets?